My State Has Gone Nuts

I'm so ashamed. My state has gone crazy. Apparently, I'm going to break the law when I wear my low-rise jeans. Anytime I show my underwear, I should be fined.

Louisiana wants to ban low-rise pants.

Don't worry about the fact we're one of the poorest states in the nation. Or our education is the worst. We have no healthcare for the poor or most of the middle class. They're going to have to fire 100 teachers in one parish. Our quality of life is the worst in the nation. Our budget is never balanced, but we are going to ban underwear hanging out of pants.