Don't Judge Me...

But I'm sitting at home, watching Jerry Springer. This is awesome. Right now there is a cat fight between two overweight women in wedding dresses over a skinny dude who bought a 15 dollar engagement ring from Wal-Mart. Apparently these two women were best friends for 10 years. This guy slept with the best friend two days ago and wants to marry her now instead of the first fiancee.

The best friend is reading bad poetry. The reverend is trying to marry the new couple, but the first fiancee is clawing at the bride, groom, and reverend. After the second couple marries, the first fiancee is on the ground, screaming and pulling on the best friend's wedding dress.

Also, the commercials are so funny. They're either disability lawyers or 9-month college programs. I think there is definitely a "target" audience here.

OOH. Now there is a new woman on stage who wants to get married. She put off college to take care of her kids. She does this by stripping. Her fiancee doesn't know. She stripped to help pay for the wedding, but now she wants to get married on the Jerry Springer show. Now she's in her bra and underwear, swinging on a pole. The groom just told her that he was "hittin'" her maid of honor.

I wonder if this is all acting... It seems too unreal.

Home, Home on the Range

I'm leaving for Louisiana tonight (well, technically Wednesday morning midnight-thirty)! I'm quite excited. Only two family members know about it: my mom and my aunt Penny. It's going to be a big surprise for everyone else. My dad has no idea and I'm pretty sure that he's missing me a lot.

I can't wait. It's been a long time since I've gone home. (Well, Christmas seems like a long time ago.) I won't be able to go home for a while -- there's the bar and studying for the bar. And my family's coming up for grad. There's no point in going right before they come up.

I have to go home and finish a paper and make a presentation. I don't want to take any work home. I don't imagine it being too hard.

Then I'm going to make dinner tonight too. It's going to be a good night.